January 2011
This just happened.
Mom (in bed): DID YOU GUYS FEEL THE EARTHQUAKE?!
Greg and me (across house): No!
Me: There's no earthquake?
Mom: It's been going for awhile!
Greg: no!
Mom: Oh wait, that was just the cat scratching my bed!
Greg: Wow. I wish there was a website to submit that to. When moms talk...
WTF.
luvlycassie:
My parents yell at me for staying in my room all day but they won’t let me go out.
And then my mother continues to ask me if I’m upset.
Apartment on South Central Park. PLEASE BE MINE!!!...
ifilikeityoulikeit:
(from-me-to-you)